Minutes for Nothing - sang to the tune of Money for Nothing (Dire Straits)

I want my....
I want my DMS
I want my....
I want my DMS
I want my....
I want my DMS
I want my....
I want my DMS

Now look at them yo-yo's, that's the way you do it
You play the dialtone on the DMS
That ain't switchin', that's the way you do it
Minutes for nothin,' and your calls for free
Now that ain't switchin', that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb

We got to install microwave relays
Custom CO deliveries
We got to move these SL-100
We got to move these Definities

See the little phreaker with the buttset and the bluebox?
Yeah buddy, that's his own pair
That little phreaker got his own DMS
That little phreaker, he's got twelve hundred pair

We got to install microwave relays
Custom CO deliveries
We got to move these SL-100
We got to move these Definities

Partner mover

uh

Gotta install microwave relays
Custom CO deliveries
He's gotta move these SL-100
Got to move these Definities
Looky here, look out

I shoulda learned to dial the phone
I shoulda learned to play them tones
Look at that boxer, she got it stickin' in the telephone
Man, we could have some
And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian switches?
He's flashin' on the hookswitch like a CO tech
Oh, that ain't switchin', that's the way you do it
Get your minutes for nothin', get your calls for free

We got to install microwave relays
Custom CO deliveries
We got to move these SL-100
We got to move these Definities

Listen here
Now that ain't switchin', that's the way you do it
You dial the phone on the DMS
That ain't switchin'
That's the way you do it
Minutes for nothin', and your calls for free

Minutes for nothin', calls for free
(Get your) Minutes for nothin', calls for free
Minutes for nothin', calls for free
Minutes for nothin', calls for free
Minutes for nothin', calls for free
Minutes for nothin', calls for free
Ow, Minutes for nothin', yeah
And the calls for free
What's that?
Get your minutes for nothin', calls for free
Look at that, look at that
Get your minutes for nothin' (I want my, I want my)
Bozos
Calls for free (I want my DMS)
Minutes for nothin' (I want my, I want my)
Calls for free (I want my DMS)
(Get your) Minutes for nothin' (I want my, I want my)
Calls for free (I want my DMS)
Ah, minutes for nothin' (I want my, I want my)
Calls for free (I want my DMS)
Easy, easy minutes for nothin' (I want my, I want my)
Easy, easy, calls for free (I want my DMS)
Easy, easy minutes for nothin' (I want my, I want my)
Calls for free (I want my DMS)
That ain't switchin'

Minutes for nothin', calls for free
Minutes for nothin', calls for free